Random event that happened to me today

Kinja'd!!! "No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
05/11/2015 at 21:02 • Filed to: None

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Some guy randomly wanted to know if I wanted to buy weed off of him.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:08

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had drugs ‘pushed’ on me before. Guy ended up being a wimp.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:09

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How to correctly handle this situation:

Give him the phone number to the local cop shop, tell him that they pretend to be the Police department and to just play along with it and then ask to meet them as long as they bring the stuff.


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:11

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How are you gonna sell it if you don’t offer it? Glad it’s finally going to be legal here.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:16

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A guy in Madrid once tried to sell me what I’m pretty sure was black tar heroin. Dude was just chilling in the middle of the square and just walked right up to me with a few baggies in his hand and started telling me how good his shit was. No gracias, amigo.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:21

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I was in line outside VooDoo Doughnut in Portland on the evening of 4/2o and this guy goes walking down the line waving a mason jar full of weed in everyone’s face going “Hey, want some good bud?”


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:22

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I got offered “dank weed from Cali” at the Grand Canyon back in March.

These dudes were trippin on shrooms in broad daylight at a campground in a national park


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:25

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I was offered some in the elevator by the hotel guy bringing us to our room. Well when in Rome. ....


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:26

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Such shock

Very inquisit

Much illeagle

How resist?


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Dusty Ventures
05/11/2015 at 21:33

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Selling weed at night outside of a donut shop in Portland? On 4/20? Dude is a visionary. Guaranty you that jar was empty in an hour.


Kinja'd!!! BJ > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 21:58

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The very first time I visited France, my wife and I arrived by car in Nancy. Within seconds of getting out of the car some guy offered me cocaine, or maybe a little blue pill? Strange experience.


Kinja'd!!! lonestranger > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 22:37

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Vancouver, Granville Street, late ‘90s.

Random dude: “Hey, wanna buy some crack?”

My buddy and I: “Nah, we’re good.”

Random dude: “Oh, okay. (pauses)... Got any crack?”


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
05/11/2015 at 22:37

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Not just any doughnut shop, but one with a 30 minute line


Kinja'd!!! AM > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/11/2015 at 23:16

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Had the same thing happen a few years back while on vacation in Daytona Beach. Guy asked out in the middle of a busy street, told me people called him the “green man”

After respectfully declining, he followed up with “wanna buy some coke then”